by Shihang

” Paraphrasing the question posed, PM Lee said that what Mr Seah meant is why opposition wards are not treated at least as good, or maybe even better than the PAP wards.

PM Lee’s reply was, “The answer is that there has to be a distinction. Because the PAP wards supported the Government and the policies which delivered these good things.” ”

Incredible! The opposition’s policy is to not upgrade the estates that voted for them! What morons! How sensible that the government pats the hand that feeds it!

“Retired US presidents go on book tours, they write books, they are paid US$10 million (S$13 million) advance, they get somebody to help them write a tome and they make a lecture tour…Every lecture (by former president) Bill Clinton: US$100,000 to US$200,000 for half an hour.” LHL said. “Even daddy dear doesn’t earn as much (lie).”

You know, in some alternate universe, LHL is this sad, lonely, rebellious son trapped by the despotic clutches of paternal love, doomed to the cruel fate of reluctantly continuing his father’s dominion an insignificant zit of a country in the middle of nowhere in particular. Now, it appears he is actually a convincing political actor, who can imitate an uninspired, arrogant buffoon most convincingly. In fact, it’s probably a double bluff! He’s probably a nice guy who is pretending to be an evil megalomaniac pretending to be a harmless goon. Or a triple bluff! He is an evil megalomaniac pretending to be  nice guy pretending to be an evil megalomaniac pretending to be a harmless goon! Either way, it doesn’t matter. Anything we say won’t stop him coming into power and wanking over a 3D map of Singapore, carefully aiming loads of white-on-white goop at non-PAP wards (they won’t be given funds to clean up the mess anyway).

Go ahead.